Coassement de La Grenouille

 

        Journal of the Milice de Ste. Famille

                January 2000  Volume 12  No. 1

 

 

 

 

Bon jour, mon amis

 

Well, it is the start of a new year, a new century?  What ever.

 

                I hope this year can be as exciting as the past one.  December brought us a good time at Kimmswick and at Jefferson Barracks (even though your Capt. was the only one who camped all weekend).  We saw  several people from Kimmswick at the Christmas at the Barracks weekend.  They were very pleased with our caroling.  I mentioned we might be available for a camp weekend demonstration.  Nothing has been discussed or decided.  I found some hooks we can use to make lantern carriers for our next caroling  adventure.  That way Tom Connor and I can stand in the back and light those who can sing.

                Frog Talk is in place.  I will have a schedule at the January meeting at Fort de Chartres on

the 15th.  The meeting will be at 10 a.m. as usual.  Bring something to add to the evening meal (a side dish)  the Milice is furnishing the meat.

                I have an idea I would like to see the Milice work into.  I think we should try to have a more

1st person attitude.  I know this is very hard to do on a full time bases, but I think we can work it into

our everyday portrayal at events.  Bring any ideas you have to the January meeting and we can

work from there.

                Thanks to Joyce Matson for a great location for the December meeting.  Thanks to Dennis

Lybarger for arranging the Kimmswick Christmas carolling.  Thanks to Lynn Cornelius for a great newsletter.  Thanks to everyone for your confidence in me to lead this fine group.

                If you have an e-mail address, please get it to Lynn.  It makes a quick way to contact a lot of

people, and Lynn is working on sending the newsletter electronically.

                I hope everyone can make it to 12th Night in Prairie du Rocher on Jan 8.  Captain Orval

Banfield, Master of the Bluenose II, will be there.  He gave us a great sailing adventure in Nova Scotia. 

It is quite an honor to have him here.  We need to show him how the French party. (like he doesn't know).

 

Until later,

I am your most humble servant,

John Mefford, Capt.

 

                                                                                    

Results of Elections

 

Captain - John Mefford

1st Sargent - Gail Cornelius

2nd Sargent - Tom Connor

Secretary - John Massey

Treasurer - Lyle Cubberly

Board of Directors - Lynn Cornelius

                                    Joyce Matson

                                    Gary Driver

 

 

                                                                                    

 

WANTED

 

                Wanted - small empty plastic medicine bottles.  The small vitamin, aspiring, etc., round pill bottles  are perfect.  They measure about 1-9/16" dia. by 2-1/2".  The limiting size is the diameter 1-5/8" max.   When in doubt, bring them, and I will sort them out.

                It so happens that these are the correct size for my cannon.  Once the bottles are filled with concrete, they will be perfect projectiles.  I will appreciate your help.

 

Your friend,

Sincerely,

Jim Chestney

 

 

                                                                                       

                Frog talk 2000 will be April 29 & 30 at the Fort de Chartres.   This year I have been promoted to

head beggar.  Please donate something for the auction.  Each year, your support has brought in enough

money to cover expenses.  Master beggar Tom Connor has volunteered to send letters at the national

level.  We asked local businesses for donations a few years ago.  Let's try that again.  If you know someone in business and your feel comfortable asking, request donations or gift certificates.

                Negations are in process for booking the same auctioneers as last year, the firm of Duwee,

Cheetum and Howe.  They are asking that their fee for the auction be doubled.  We are offering a generous

two percent increase.  Hopefully the details can be settled in time.

 

Jim Chestney

 

(Editor's note - see the following letter for an update on the dispute with the auction company)

 

 

                                                                                         

                Open letter to the membership of the Milice De. Ste. Famille from the law firm of Wefleeceum.

Representation by Senior Partners - Mr. Takkem, Mr. Steelem, Mr. Lyinn, and Mr. Disbarred.

 

                Dear membership, on behalf of the prestigious Auction Company of Duwee, Cheetum and

Howe, our company has entered into arbitration relative to contract negotiations with your committee.  We believe it is important that we communicate the actual position of our clients to insure that facts of

the negotiations are our in the open, and fully understood by the total Milice De. Ste. Famille. membership.

                As a bit of background, it should be understood that the past success of your fund raising auctions

is directly related to our client's capability and background in auction management.  Their professional

abilities coupled with the genuine dedication to insuring customer satisfaction and the success of the past

auctions speak for themselves.  The Auction Company of Duwee, Cheetum and Howe is known around the world as the leading Auction Company represent re-enacting organizations.  Our clients are asking for a paltry 50% increase great than was paid to them last year.  Your committee representatives are offering

a 2% increase.  This offer is not only unacceptable but also somewhat insulting to the professional standings of our clients.  We believe a middle ground of 39-40% increase would be acceptable to our clients.

                Our clients are dedicated to your group and its mission.  We need t come to closure on this

negotiation to allow planning to begin to insure the success of your future auction.  Several times we have

attempted to communicate with your committee members.  Each time we were met with closed minds and

less than a sense of urgency towards closure of the negotiations.  We will continue in our drive to communicate with your committee members.  Please be advised that the scheduling for the auctions to be held in the year 2000 by our clients is well under way.  It is incumbent that your committee act in a an open-minded way to complete the negotiations to insure the availability of our clients for your auction.

 

Thank you

 

(S) Roscoe C. Lyinn

 

Roscoe C. Lyinn,

Senior Partner,

Wefleeceum  Law Firm

314) 238 - bite

 

                                                                                            

 

Annapolis, Maryland

 

                On Monday,  Oct 25, 1999, the last surviving Liberty Tree, a 400-plus-year-old tulip poplar, having survived explosions, hurricanes, and lightning, had to be cut down after Hurricane Floyd put a 15 foot crack in its trunk, making it a hazard to all around it.

                The tree, which was located on the campus of St. John's College only a short distance from the

Maryland State House, was the site of meetings by Colonists to protest the Stamp Act, and other policies of the Crown Government.  The Liberty Tree became a powerful symbol of the resistance to the King's

laws and of the rebel cause.  For 200 years, St. John's had held its commencement ceremonies beneath the

spreading limbs of the ancient tree which had surpassed the typical lifespan of a tulip poplar by more than

100 years.

                Such trees became popular throughout the colonies, and the power of their imagery was not lost on the British.  When the Crown troops occupied Boston, they lost no time in chopping down that town's Liberty Tree, a huge elm.  It yielded some 14 cords of wood, which went into the troop's campfires.

                In Charleston, S.C., the Liberty Tree was a huge Oak.  It was chopped down and the stump burned in order to eliminate any trace of it.  The rebels had the last laugh, however, as they dug up the roots of the tree, and carved the pieces into heads for canes.  One such cane was even presented to Thomas  Jefferson.

                During the Late Unpleasantness, Federal soldiers were encamped around the tree.  Some prankster set off a black powder blast, which, ironically, may have helped to slow down the internal rot that had beset the tree.  In later years, the portion of the trunk which had rotted out was filled with cement, and cables were installed to brace the tree.

                The damage from Hurricane Floyd proved to be the last straw.  The tree was now in danger of falling down, and to prevent this, the difficult decision to remove it was made.

                Happily, not all is lost.  A seed from the original tree was planted 100 yards away in 1889, and it

is expected that the college commencement ceremonies will be moved there next year.  In an effort to

provide new trees for planting not only in Annapolis, but in the other 12 original states, the stump of the tree will be left and carefully tended, in the hope that it will produce shoots suitable to make cuttings,

which when planted, will produce new trees which will be, in effect, genetic duplicates of the original.

 

Respectfully submitted,

Ian Anderson, surgeon 33d Foot

Californian by chance, Murlander by choice.

 

 

                                                                                            

 

November at the Fort - Bathing

Caveman (people) would bathe when they tripped, stumbled or fell into a lake or river.  The

Romans had elaborate public bathing buildings.  The water was heated and washing became almost a social event.  The higher classes had their own private bath houses, of course.  The Turks enjoyed a good steam bath.  They would sit in a heated room and pour water on hot rocks to create steam.  The heat and steam would make them sweat profusely to cleanse the body.  The Swedish went one step father.  After melting in a steam bath, they ran outside and fell down on the snow and rolled around  This would definitely cause a rating of ten on the pucker scale.  Good old Ben Franklin would sit nude in front of an open window.  He called this an air bath.  You may wonder what his neighbors called it.  Soldiers of the 1900's had to wash out of their helmets.  People confined to bed were given sponge baths.

                Joyce Matson joins the group of Milice and stands between Rich Kroener and Ron Stellhorn.  She says, who would have guessed that the weather would be this nice on the 13th of November.  She went on to say; it is so warm that I just had a spit bath.  After a short pause, Rich looks at Ron, and Ron looks at Rich, then they stood up and moved away from Joyce.  What is a spit bath?  Never mind!!!

 

(Contributed by Jim Chestney)

 

                                                                                      

From our Friends in Canada we have been able to receive the following advise, which I am sure will benefit  us all.

 

Advice from Pierre

 

                My Friends it is with great pleasure I find a place in your news letter.  The winter she is hard here in  Canada, and I take most pride in being able to share with you the thoughts of myself, Jock, and Luke as we sit near the fire.  We shoots a moose today are our bellies are full.   As we share a bottle of Luke's home made juice we grow very creative.  So here are a few of the items peoples have asked us about and our answers.

 

                From Quick shot   ---    Pierre, many times I find that my musket she goes off too soon.  I have tried to fix the lock and have used a heavy lube to slow the action down.  I still find that during tense times it still goes off when I does not want it to.  What can I do?  I have loosed many moose this way.

               

                Dear Quick Shot.   ---    You is in good hands here both Luke and Jock are having the same problems.  I my self have never had that problem, but sometime I have come close.  What Luke and Jock do is to practice a lot.  They tell me the more they practice the better they are at holding the shot.  So my advice to you is to get out of the cabin and practice.  Hope that helps.  If not try trapping, you does not need your musket for this.  Just keep your thumbs out of the way.

 

                Well, I must go. Luke hs just opened another bottle and our friend Shortly is at the door.  We are in for a good time tonight I thinks.  Until next time, remember during the winter when you goes out side be sure to clear all the clothes out of the way first.

 

Pierre

 

                PS  Does you has somebody in your group that tells stories about candles and how long they burn???   If so, keep a close eye on him.

 

 

                                                                                     

Winter Candles

 

                The weather sure was beautiful.  It was warm, and there was not a cloud in the sky.  John Mefford, Jim Klein, and I were relaxing around a three lantern camp fire.  Just as we finished solving most of the world problems, John's candle burned out. He installed another and lit it.  The conversation turned to the stars, as you know one of my favorite topics, but just the Jim's candle went dark.  It got replaced, and our attention returned to the heavens.  John told us that his daughter has a star named after her.  The star is located in the constellation of Orion.  It is the small star a little east of Orion's belt.  Well, as luck would have it, Orion was rising through the trees to the East.  We had to get up and move for a better view, but sure enough, there was her star.   As a bonus for getting up, we even saw a Meteor.  Upon returning to our chairs, we found that my candle had burned out.  Imagine that, all three candles had burned to extinction before 11:00.

                John said, "You know, these candles did not seem to last very long."  Jim and I agreed that they did not, and we said, but it is winter time.  It seems that candles to not burn as long in cold weather.  Light a candle this time of year when the sky gets dark, and you are lucky if it burns until 11:00.  This does not make sense.  So, we grabbed another can of milk, and we began to ponder the question.  How can this phenomena happen?  After much consideration, we concluded the following hypothesis.

                Obviously, cold temperature causes the candle wax to contract.  The candle is then much smaller, and of course, it will not burn as long.  There is another effect of being shrunk.  The energy in the wax is now concentrated which creates a very hot flame, and this causes the candle to burn like it is super charged, faster.

                Oxygen supports combustion, and the more oxygen the hotter the flame.  That is why blowing on a camp fire causes it to burn hotter.  The atmosphere is composed of about twenty-four percent oxygen.  The cold air of the Winter is contracted: thus there is more oxygen per cubit foot.  The consolidated air causes the candle to burn with an accelerated rate.

                Gravity has a strong effect on the candle's flame.  As you know gravity keeps the flame from growing very tall.  The earth is closest to the sun during the winter.  The sun's enormous gravity weakens the earth's gravitational effect on the flame.  This allows the flame to burn much higher which is hotter, and the candle burns faster.

                Barbara Cubberly asked, could they burn at the same rate, but the nights are longer?

                We considered the idea for a moment ------ NAAAAAAAA, no way!  So, we rambled on about there being more UFOs in the winter and spilled UFO fuel.

 

Your friend,

Jim Chestney

 

 

                                                                                          

Was there a movie star at the November woods walk?

 

                As we sat around the fire on Friday night, many friends came up to share the warmth and a glass.  We all were very happy to see old friends and especially happy that the weather was the best for a November shoot that any one could remember.  Through the darkness came the reflection of eyes glowing in the firelight.  All conversation stopped and all stared at the strange figure that had approached the comfort of our fire.  We all looked at each other and tried not to look at the glowing eyes as they moved from person to person.  The cloak hid most of the face except for the eyes.  Suddenly the person spoke and we all came to the same conclusion - it was Marty Fieldman the actor from the movie Young Frankenstein!  We all looked quickly to see the hump.  Only Dog had enough courage to speak.  "Where is the hump?" he asked.  "What hump?" was the reply.   With that the person quietly turned away and walked into the night.  How did Marty Fieldman get to the fort you ask?  We the next time your see the OLE Gunner you might ask him.

 

Respectfully submitted by  - Musket

 

PS:  Remember - it's not where you place, it's who you beat, Lyle!!

 

                                                                                               

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                

 

Why do people who curse sometimes apologize by saying "pardon my French?"

 

                The French are said to be a nation of great lovers and wine drinkers.  One might think, therefore,

that their mouths would be too preoccupied with smooching and imbibing to do much cursing.  But there must be some good reason why talking dirty is linked to speaking French.  It can't just be because they say  "Sacre bleu!".

                As they say in English, "it's all in the eye of the beholder."  The Tommys and Yanks who went to France to fight World War I came from countries whose cultures were still largely Victorian while the French were, shall we say, more advanced.  The young soldiers brought back some pretty liberated attitude -- also a certain kind of postcard; new kissing styles; and assorted, er, recreational objects, all described as "French."  Henceforth, even to this day, French became synonymous with risque.

                (Don't tell me you don't know what a Tommy is.  It's slang for a British soldier, derived from "Tommy Atkins", which came from "Thomas Atkins", a generic name frequently used on sample army forms.)

 

From "Who Put the Butter in Butterfly?" by David Feldman